Title: April Fool's
Author: i_dionysus
Rating: G
Fandom: Watchmen
Characters: Dan, Rorschach
Summary: Dan plays an April Fool's prank on Rorschach.
Author's Notes: Unbeta'd.

( Dan stood behind the closed kitchen door... )

tl__dr clued me into this, so I spent the day (and by "the day" I mean "five or ten minutes") writing one sentence porn.

And then I spent the actual day writing Pepper/Tony porn.

In any case, have Rorschach/Comedian, Hooded Justice/Captain Metropolis, Rorschach/Dan, Booth/Bones/Sweets, Mulder/Scully, and Pepper/Tony.

If I write any more I'll update this post.

Have you seen Iron Man? Because if you have, I have a fic snippet from a WIP, JUST FOR YOU.

Dear Yuletide Santa,

Hi! I hope you're excited by my requests and aren't trying to figure out how to write such lame things. And I hope that for whatever fandom you want to write for me, I haven't asked for something that you completely hate. Basically, please have fun, okay? That would make me happiest.

So here, have a handy list of things that I love:

• Bickering
• Banter
• Totally awesome ladies
• Flirting
• People being mean in a loving way
• Happy endings
• Hurt/Comfort
• Angst that has a wicked happy ending
• Stories that are all angsty and the ending is then something like "and then they done kissed and lived happily ever after THE END

And things I am not so fond of:

• Sex scenes. I know, I am a freak. I'm sorry. :(
• Character-bashing

And things I hate with all my heart and will never ever ever ever ever forgive you for writing:

• Character death
• Endings where someone is not happy.

So there's that. And now, for specifics about the fandoms I requested! ARE YOU EXCITED? I SURE AM.

( Oh jeez, what *did* I request? )

So, I love you, mystery fic writer Santa person. I love you so much because I know already that you are amazing and are going to write something perfect for me.

LOVE,
sock_me_amadeus
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

Title: Untitled
Rating: PG
Words: IDEK
Pairing: Tony Stark/John Sheppard
Summary: Sheppard meets a superhero!

( Seriously. Tony Stark/John Sheppard )

Yuletide nominations are now open! This is the first year that I plan on participating, which I say ever year. But I've gone so far as to nominate fandoms this time. So hey, maybe I'll actually do it!

I mean, stranger things have happened, right?

So here's my list:

• Cable & Deadpool


• Daredevil (comic)


• Pushing Daisies


• Simon Green - Nightside series


• Smith (tv)


• Watchmen (comic)

What's yours?

This posed sort of a problem since I don't actually have 25 fics. In fact, if you total the number of fics I've actually finished and posted, I have... well, zero. :(

But WIPs still count, right? Right???

( List under here )

Patterns? WELL. MY FIRST LINES TEND TO HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH ZOMBIES. THAT'S A PATTERN. SORT OF.

I like zombies. :(

Well then, this time it's recs for vids or art or something that isn't fanfic. Which, hey, I can do that! In fact, I can do three for vids and three for art!

Let's get the art out of the way first.

Art Recs

You're Only King Once by Ponderosa

Joker/Two-Face that is undeniably hot. I mean, it's Nurse!Joker and HospitalBed!Harvey. WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE?

Beanielantis by cynicatlantis

This one is a set of illustrations for a fic in which the cast of SGA are all beanies. Yes, that's right. Little beanbag toys. It's hideously adorable.

The Pegasus Tinies by argosy

I have an embarrassing obsessive love for Gorey, so of course I have an embarrassing obsessive love for this art-fic. Not all of them are illustrated, but I hope that someday they will be.

Vid Recs

Improper Dancing by marycrawford

This one is actually properly multifandom. In fact, the list of fandoms it is is huge. But it's also hilarious and wonderful and gen. So everyone should see it.

You Are Loved (Don't Give Up) by Villaness

STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT. It is perfectly okay for me to admit that I like a Darkwing Duck vid. Especially if it's adorably cute as this. It's about the A+ fatherly relationship Darkwing has with Gosalyn.

Leave Out All the Rest by PiratePianist

And now, a hideously depressing Tony/Pepper movieverse vid. Yes, the quality is crap because it's taken from a cam version, but really... it's Tony/Pepper. It's the only one I've found. Why doesn't the rest of the internet love this pairing like I do. :(

I'm not that good at reccing things, since I'm never able to put into words why I fall in love with a fic. So please excuse my capslock flailing and trust that these are actually good fics. :D? :D??

Momentary Paws (or, DO NOT WANT), by velithya

I'm not much of a Steve/Tony fan (I like the movieverse far better than the comicsverse, which makes me a huge Pepper/Tony fan). But how can anyone not love a fic where Tony gets turned into a kitten? A KITTEN!! HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE A FIC WHERE HE'S A KITTEN?? And why don't the Pepper/Tony people do this sort of thing?

J. Jonah Jameson's New Scoop, by seriousfic

Hey remember that Mephisto thing where Quesada was a dickhead and fucked everyone over because he wanted to be able to wank to Spiderman? Well JJJ is NOT OKAY WITH THAT SHIT and fixes it. Seriously.

Crack!Fic Is Crack, by rude_not_ginger

Shut up, I know that's not the actual title. All you need to know about this fic is that it's a Doctor Who/Dr. Horrible crossover. YES. THAT'S RIGHT. DOCTOR WHO AND DR. HORRIBLE IN THE SAME FIC.

Man, I really need to learn how to rec things properly.

ETA: And, of course, only one of those fics is actually over six months old. So here! Have two more!

Drabble by daergaer

This is the only Good Omens fic that I've ever read and liked, which is a shame because it's so short.

Twice Upon a Time, by kaneko

Likewise, this is the only Pushing Daisies fic that I've read and liked. It's from the POV of the Narrator, which is bloody brilliant if you ask me.