FUCK YEAH BITCH JUST HIT 50000 WORDS, VALIDATED AND EVERYTHING. WOOOOOOOOOOO.

According to the NaNo site it's 50,057. According to GoogleDocs it's 50,117. I THINK I WILL GO WITH GOOGLEDOCS TYVM.

Now... if only the actual story was done...

50,117 / 50,000 (100.2%)

I hate my novel and I want to delete the entire thing. I have for days. WTF self WTF.

48,479 / 50,000 (97.0%)

I'm so fucking close to the end, and I don't even care because it's shit and I hate it. :(

38,465 / 50,000 (76.9%)

I really wanted to hit 40,000 today and now I feel like a failure :( Self, why are you so crazy? wtf.

GUYS YOU GUYS.

I JUST HIT 25K

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!



( Celebratory Excerpt )

You guyssss write-ins are amazing. I'm down in Baltimore with soleta and kisahawklin. In between spending yesterday snacking, trying to finish The Hot Zone (which, btw, I've decided totally counts as research for my NaNo), and writing, I managed to write 7803 words.

Seriously.

I wanted to hit 8335 (I like stopping on round numbers, okay, and that's exactly five days worth of the minimum word count) but, well. I was tired, and I wanted to watch Howl's Moving Castle.

In any case! Check out my totally hot total word count. Fuck yeah, I love shit like bars and trackers and- I'll stop now.



( And now for an excerpt )