tl__dr clued me into this, so I spent the day (and by "the day" I mean "five or ten minutes") writing one sentence porn.

And then I spent the actual day writing Pepper/Tony porn.

In any case, have Rorschach/Comedian, Hooded Justice/Captain Metropolis, Rorschach/Dan, Booth/Bones/Sweets, Mulder/Scully, and Pepper/Tony.

If I write any more I'll update this post.