Dear Yuletide Santa,

Hi! I hope you're excited by my requests and aren't trying to figure out how to write such lame things. And I hope that for whatever fandom you want to write for me, I haven't asked for something that you completely hate. Basically, please have fun, okay? That would make me happiest.

So here, have a handy list of things that I love:

• Bickering
• Banter
• Totally awesome ladies
• Flirting
• People being mean in a loving way
• Happy endings
• Hurt/Comfort
• Angst that has a wicked happy ending
• Stories that are all angsty and the ending is then something like "and then they done kissed and lived happily ever after THE END

And things I am not so fond of:

• Sex scenes. I know, I am a freak. I'm sorry. :(
• Character-bashing

And things I hate with all my heart and will never ever ever ever ever forgive you for writing:

• Character death
• Endings where someone is not happy.

So there's that. And now, for specifics about the fandoms I requested! ARE YOU EXCITED? I SURE AM.


Cable & Deadpool
I'd love it if the fic was Deadpool-centric and written in the style of the comics, if that makes sense. I'd prefer gen for this one, especially if it involves Bob and Weasel. Especially if it involves Deadpool picking on Bob.

Daredevil
I would honestly love you forever -- I mean for. ev. er. if you wrote me Luke Cage/Jessice Jones/Danny Rand/Matt Murdock. Seriously. Just as one big happy family. My ideal fic is Luke, Jessica, and Danny being together, and Matt being all somewhat sulky or upset somehow about it, because he's jealous but he won't admit it. And the three of them basically going "lol dumbass, welu2" and him being all ":(" and them being all "NO SERIOUSLY" and then they done had sex THE END.

Otherwise, I'm not picky. Gen involving Daredevil in some capacity. Actually, gen involving Daredevil and D-man as a missing scene from The Pulse would be amazing, too.

True Blood
*FLAIL* OH MAN I WILL TALK YOUR EAR OFF ABOUT TRUE BLOOD. I AM SO FUCKING IN LOVE WITH THIS SHOW I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH. SERIOUSLY. IN. LOVE. IF YOU ARE WRITING FIC FOR ME FOR THIS LET ME JUST MARRY YOU RIGHT NOW. *FLAIL*

What you need to know about my totally insane love for True Blood is that I spend the entirety of almost every episode laughing. Sookie going "Say you're sorry >:(" and Bill not getting it? Hilarious. Sam's parents moving out while he was at school and leaving him behind because he's a werecollie? Fucking hilarious.

In case you can't tell, I love love love the epic fail. Especially Bill's hilarious wonderful brand of epic fail. So anything with Bill being faily and Sookie going "No, Bill, that's not how you mainstream >:(" would be superb.

My favorite character, though, is Terry, and all I want is for him to settle down with some nice girl or boy and be happy and okay.

The Nightside
I don't even care. Anything you write I will love. Anything. I love Razor Eddie best of all, but beyond that I honestly do not care.


So, I love you, mystery fic writer Santa person. I love you so much because I know already that you are amazing and are going to write something perfect for me.

LOVE,
sock_me_amadeus
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