tl__dr clued me into this, so I spent the day (and by "the day" I mean "five or ten minutes") writing one sentence porn.

And then I spent the actual day writing Pepper/Tony porn.

In any case, have Rorschach/Comedian, Hooded Justice/Captain Metropolis, Rorschach/Dan, Booth/Bones/Sweets, Mulder/Scully, and Pepper/Tony.

If I write any more I'll update this post.

Have you seen Iron Man? Because if you have, I have a fic snippet from a WIP, JUST FOR YOU.

This posed sort of a problem since I don't actually have 25 fics. In fact, if you total the number of fics I've actually finished and posted, I have... well, zero. :(

But WIPs still count, right? Right???

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Patterns? WELL. MY FIRST LINES TEND TO HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH ZOMBIES. THAT'S A PATTERN. SORT OF.

I like zombies. :(

Well then, this time it's recs for vids or art or something that isn't fanfic. Which, hey, I can do that! In fact, I can do three for vids and three for art!

Let's get the art out of the way first.

Art Recs

You're Only King Once by Ponderosa

Joker/Two-Face that is undeniably hot. I mean, it's Nurse!Joker and HospitalBed!Harvey. WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE?

Beanielantis by cynicatlantis

This one is a set of illustrations for a fic in which the cast of SGA are all beanies. Yes, that's right. Little beanbag toys. It's hideously adorable.

The Pegasus Tinies by argosy

I have an embarrassing obsessive love for Gorey, so of course I have an embarrassing obsessive love for this art-fic. Not all of them are illustrated, but I hope that someday they will be.

Vid Recs

Improper Dancing by marycrawford

This one is actually properly multifandom. In fact, the list of fandoms it is is huge. But it's also hilarious and wonderful and gen. So everyone should see it.

You Are Loved (Don't Give Up) by Villaness

STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT. It is perfectly okay for me to admit that I like a Darkwing Duck vid. Especially if it's adorably cute as this. It's about the A+ fatherly relationship Darkwing has with Gosalyn.

Leave Out All the Rest by PiratePianist

And now, a hideously depressing Tony/Pepper movieverse vid. Yes, the quality is crap because it's taken from a cam version, but really... it's Tony/Pepper. It's the only one I've found. Why doesn't the rest of the internet love this pairing like I do. :(